In English Every Word Can Be Verbed.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.

Motto For A Research Laboratory: What We Work On Today, Others Will First Think Of Tomorrow.

A Language That Doesn't Affect The Way You Think About Programming Is Not Worth Knowing.

Fortran Is Not A Flower But A Weed - It Is Hardy, Occasionally Blooms, And Grows In Every Computer.