In English Every Word Can Be Verbed.

Optimization Hinders Evolution.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

Every Program Has (at Least) Two Purposes: The One For Which It Was Written And Another For Which It Wasn't.

Computer Science Is Embarrassed By The Computer.