In England, I Was A Cockney Actor.

No English Director Would've Cast Me As An Officer, I Promise You. Not One.

My View Is That You Should Always Remake Failures Because Then You've Got Nowhere To Go But Up.

We Can Only Use British Actors Because Everybody's Got To Talk Exactly The Same.

I Need A Challenge 'cause I Don't Get The Girl Anymore.

And To Tom Cruise, For If You Had Won This, Your Asking Price Would Have Gone Down So Fast. Do You Have Any Idea What Supporting Actors Get Paid? We Get Only One Trailer, A Small One, In The Back.