In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure

Dealing With Failure Is Easy: Work Hard To Improve. Success Is Also Easy To Handle: You've Solved The Wrong Problem. Work Hard To Improve.

Fortran Is Not A Flower But A Weed - It Is Hardy, Occasionally Blooms, And Grows In Every Computer.

We Are On The Verge: Today Our Program Proved Fermat's Next-to-last Theorem.

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.

In English Every Word Can Be Verbed.