In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.

I Think It Is Inevitable That People Program Poorly. Training Will Not Substantially Help Matters. We Have To Learn To Live With It.

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

Some Programming Languages Manage To Absorb Change, But Withstand Progress.

In Man-machine Symbiosis, It Is Man Who Must Adjust: The Machines Can't.