I've Never Had Any Intimate Relationships With

I Don't Do Comedy. I Think If A Situation Is Funny You Just Play It For Real And If It's Funny, It's Funny.

Flip On The News And Watch How We Treat The Batman Theater Shooter And The Oregon Mall Shooter Like Celebrities. Dylan Klebold And Eric Harris Are Household Names, But Do You Know The Name Of A Single ‘victim’ Of Columbine?

These Walls Are Funny. First You Hate 'em, Then You Get Used To 'em. Enough Time Passes, You Get So You Depend On Them. That's Institutionalized.

If You Want To See A Miracle, Be The Miracle

And Some Places You Been Before Are So Great That You Don't Ever Mind Going Back. Some Places You Been Before You Don't Ever Want To Go Back, You Know, Like Montreal In The Winter.