In Chicago, We Love Our Crooks!

Policemen So Cherish Their Status As Keepers Of The Peace And Protectors Of The Public That They Have Occasionally Been Known To Beat To Death Those Citizens Or Groups Who Question That Status.

The First Amendment Ensures Not That Speech Will Be Fair, But That It Will Be Free. It Cannot Be Both.

I'm Afraid Of Only Two Things: Being Lazy And Being Cowardly.

As You All Know First Prize Is A Cadillac El Dorado. Anyone Wanna See Second Prize? Second Prize Is A Set Of Steak Knives. Third Prize Is You're Fired.

The Avant-garde Is To The Left What Jingoism Is To The Right. Both Are A Refuge In Nonsense.