In Chicago, We Love Our Crooks!

Anyone Ever Lost In The Wild Knows That Nature Wants You Dead.

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

The Work Of The Director Is The Work Of Constructing The Shot List From The Script.

I Used To Think I'd Like To Be A Fireman - In Fact, I Still Would - And The Only Drawback I Could See Was Coming Back To The Firehouse, After A Day Of Fighting Fires, And Still Having To Put In An Eight-hour Day Writing.

War Is Tragedy. The Great War Stories Are Tragedies. It's The Failure Of Diplomacy. 'war And Peace,' 'a Farewell To Arms,' 'for Whom The Bell Tolls.' Those Are Some Of The Greatest Tragedies.