In An Age Where The Lowered Eyelid

If American Men Are Obsessed With Money, American Women Are Obsessed With Weight. The Men Talk Of Gain, The Women Talk Of Loss, And I Do Not Know Which Talk Is The More Boring.

Know The Difference Between Giant And Jumbo? Between Two-ounce And A Big Two-ounce? Between A Quart And A Full Quart? What's A Tall 24-inch? What Does Extra Long Mean? Who's Kidding Who?

Lie Down And Listen To The Crabgrass Grow.

The More People Are Reached By Mass Communication, The Less They Communicate With Each Other.

The World Of Sight Is Still Limitless. It Is The Artist Who Limits Vision To The Cramped Dimensions Of His Own Ego.