In America You Get As Much Justice

I Consider Myself A Relatively Moral Guy

Life's Been Good To Me. Why Am I So Lonely And Bored? I Used To Wonder Why So Many Rich Men Commit Suicide. I No Longer Wonder.

Absolutely, One Hundred Percent, Not Guilty.

You Don`t Get Mood Swings From Eating Cornflakes

I Don't Understand What I Did Wrong Except Live A Life That Everyone Is Jealous Of.