In America, We Know To Ignore Artists

If I'm Doing A Talk Show Or An Interview, Or Pretty Much Anything Where I Can't Control The Context, I'm Loath To Do The Character.

Internet Users, That Blue Screen Of Death You Were Looking At This Morning? That's The Sky. If You're Still Confused, Look It Up On Wikipedia Tomorrow.

You Don't Want To Just Do A Joke Because It Works - We Can Make A Lot Of Jokes Work - You Want To Do A Joke Because It Will Hopefully Build Into An Argument.

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.

Atheism, A Religion Dedicated To Its Own Sense Of Smug Superiority.