In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy

I Have Turned Away From The Thought Of Writing Fiction In The Past Through What I Suppose Is, Actually, Fear. The Direct, Raw Invitation For The Reader To Come In And Explore My Imagination Is Fairly Scary For Me So I Have Busied Myself With So Much Else.

I'll Always Be A Fat Girl And I Am Happy With That.

I Keep My Own Personality In A Cupboard Under The Stairs At Home So That No One Else Can See It Or Nick It.

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

I'd Like To Play A Horse, Many People Think I Already Have. Either End Of The Horse Would Be Fine.