In Actual Life I Am A Grumpy

I Love It When Somebody Makes Me Laugh - It's What Attracts Me To People.

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

I've Chosen To Stay In A Jolly Place For Most Of My Life, And That Is A Lot Of Who I Am.

Any People Whose Lives Are About The Way They Look, Whether It's Fat Or Thin, Are In A Dangerous Area.

I Am A Kid In The Dressing-up Box At Heart.