In A Way I'm Probably Immortal.

Every Advantage Has Its Disadvantage.

I'm Not Religious. In Spain All 22 Players Make The Sign Of The Cross Before They Enter The Pitch. If It Works All Matches Must Therefore End In A Draw.

Eric Cantona Is A Great Player, But He's Not As Good As Ryan Giggs

He Deserves Ten Out Of Ten For Doing What He Does. He Is A Sensation, But Still He Can Improve. He Must Know When To Move The Ball On Quickly And When To Try The Impossible Mission. When He Learns This, He Won't Win A Single Golden Ball, But An Entire Collection.

Football Is Simple But The Hardest Thing To Do Is Play Simple Football.