In A Rich Man's House There Is

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

We Have Two Ears And One Tongue So That We Would Listen More And Talk Less.

I Am Looking For A Human.

Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To King Philip, But Diogenes When He Himself Pleases.

Other Dogs Bite Only Their Enemies, Whereas I Bite Also My Friends In Order To Save Them.