In A Hollow Head There Is Much

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

Chastity Always Takes Its Toll. In Some It Produces Pimples; In Others, Sex Laws.

Insights Into Erotic Life Belong To Art, Not Education. But Sometimes These Have To Be Spelled Out For The Illiterates. And It Ismainly A Matter Of Convincing The Illiterates, For They Are The Ones Who Write The Penal Code.

Stupidity Gets Up Early; That Is Why Events Are Accustomed To Happening In The Morning.

What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.