Impropriety Is The Soul Of Wit.

Never Pause Unless You Have A Reason For It, But When You Pause, Pause As Long As You Can.

In Heaven, When The Blessed Use The Telephone They Will Say What They Have To Say And Not A Word Besides.

[money] Is The String With Which A Sardonic Destiny Directs The Motions Of Its Puppets.

Evil Is A Necessary Part Of The Order Of The Universe.

Throw Yourself Into The Hurly-burly Of Life. It Doesn't Matter How Many Mistakes You Make, What Unhappiness You Have To Undergo. It Is All Your Material ... Don't Wait For Experience To Come To You; Go Out After Experience. Experience Is Your Material.