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Why Do I Want My Wife To Show Off Her Panties When The Wind Blows? Horses Show Their Behinds, And Cows And Mules, Not Humans.

Age Is Whatever You Think It Is. You Are As Old As You Think You Are.

I Would Like To Say That Whites Jumped Right Behind Malcolm X. They’re Makin’ A Book About Him, It’s Required Readin’ In All Colleges Now, And They’re Makin’ A Movie About Him, And Projectin’ Him As The Leader And If You Read His Book And See The Movie That’s Comin’ Out, It’ll Make You Hate Elijah Mohammed And The Muslims. Mainly, This Is Done To Turn The Black People Against The Real Leader And I’d Like To Say That This Is The Way White People Rule.

I Don't Consider Myself No Attractive Man. People Like Tom Jones And Elvis Presley - I'm Not Nothing Like That.

The Fact Is I Never Was Too Bright In School. I Just Barely Graduated. I Had A D- Average. I Ain't Ashamed Of It, Though. I Mean, How Much Do Principals Make A Month?