Imagine There's No Varmints. It Isn't Hard

Carrying The Beatles' Or The Sixties' Dream Around All Your Life Is Like Carrying The Second World War And Glenn Miller Around. That's Not To Say You Can't Enjoy Glenn Miller Or The Beatles, But To Live In That Dream Is The Twilight Zone. It's Not Living Now. It's An Illusion.

Mahatma Gandhi And Martin Luther King Are Great Examples Of Fantastic Nonviolents Who Died Violently. I Can Never Work That Out. We're Pacifists, But I'm Not Sure What It Means When You're Such A Pacifist That You Get Shot. I Can Never Understand That.

Imagine There's No Varmints. It Isn't Hard To Do.

I Learned Lots Of Dirty Jokes Very Young. There Was This Girl Who Told Me Them. The Gang I Led Went In For Shoplifting And Pulling Girls' Knickers Down. Other Boys' Parents Hated Me.

I Thought Of Nothing Else But Rock 'n' Roll; Apart From Sex And Food And Money--but That's All The Same Thing, Really.