I'm Your Genetic Jackhammer!

In The Real World Of Competition, The Players Want To Compete And They Want To Compete At The Very Highest Level.

The Key, Of Course, Is To Stay Away From The Losing Years.

I'm Not Too Good At Lying Still In The Sun.

The Next Thing You're Going To Tell Me Is Daniel Bryan Is The United States Champion.

I Assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin And Got Away With It! It Was Indeed A Very Special Night For Me.