I'm Vulgar, I'm A Populist. But Isn't

Chatterers Are A Menace.

While There May Not Be A Book In Every One Of Us, There Is So Often A Damned Good Short Story.

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It's One Of The Ironies Of Mountaineering,' Said Young, 'that Grown Men Are Happy To Spend Months Preparing For A Climb, Weeks Rehearsing And Honing Their Skills, And At Least A Day Attempting To Reach The Summit. And Then, Having Achieved Their Goal, They Spend Just A Few Moments Enjoying The Experience, Along With One Or Two Equally Certifiable Companions Who Have Little In Common Other Than Wanting To Do It All Again, But A Little Higher.

Sixty Per Cent Of People Entering Prison Today Are Illiterate.