I'm Very Much An Observer And A

I Was Not A Great Guitarist, So I Sold My 1960 Fender Stratocaster In Exchange For A Shure Microphone, Made In Chicago, And A Flute.

I'm Not One For Sudoku Or Crosswords - The Thing That Fires My Little Brain Is Doing Tour Budgets.

I'm Really Terrible With Small Children; They're Small, Noisy, Irritating, Damp And Soggy.

It Was Instilled In Me That The Money I Was Given Was Not To Be Lost Or Spent On Any Other Purpose.

Cafe Society Is As Old As The Hills. Starbucks And Its Imitators Are The Coffee Face Of The New Man In A Hurry.