I'm Very Definitely A Woman And I

The Outside World Wants Me To Have Glamour; My Fans Want Me Glamorous. I Won't Let Them Down.

Doing A Scene Is Like Opening A Bottle. If It Doesn't Open One Way, Try Another - Perhaps Even Give It Up For Another Bottle?

Respect Is One Of Life's Greatest Treasures. I Mean, What Does It All Add Up To If You Don't Have That?

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

Only Parts Of Us Will Ever Touch Only Parts Of Others.