I'm Trying To Be A Comedian, You

In Bed At Night, I Could Be Reading Some Book, And I'll Come Across A Sentence That's Totally Unrelated To Some Scene I Did Years Ago. But I'll Play The Scene Back In My Mind And Think, I Did That Wrong - I Should've Opened The Door More Slowly.

I Thought, Well Of Course, Kinsey Absolutely Adored Teaching. He Was A Wonderful Teacher. So These Kids Really Inspired Me. So That Was A Clue I Hung Onto. He Loved Young People, He Absolutely Loved Them. And He Loved Teaching Them And Trying To Help Them.

The Cause Of Making The World A Better Place For Children Unites Us All.

Every Time I See Anthony Hopkins I Think That, To Some Extent, He Has Just Been Getting Away With It All These Years.

A Sex Symbol? A Symbol Of Sex? I Don't Think That I Am A Sex Symbol, Although It's Very Flattering. I'm 59, Now, So I Think I'm Possibly Past My Sell-by Date. I Think I Am.