I'm Trying To Be A Comedian, You

No Man Is An Island, As They Say. No. I've Tried It. I've Gone On Retreats At Various Times In My Life For Three Or Four Or Five Days. I Was Desperate To Get Out Of There And Talk To Somebody. But I Fly Fish A Lot, And I Can Only Do That Really By Myself. I Find I'm Never Lonesome When I'm On A River, Far From It, But It's A Lonely Practice.

I Was Always Attracted To The Type Of Cinema Hero As An Adolescent Growing Up In Ireland. Robert Mitchum Springs To Mind. Later On, It Was Steve Mcqueen To A Certain Extent And Charles Bronson. They're These Types Of Grizzled Characters Who Had One Foot On The Side Of Law And Order And The Other Foot In The Bad Guy's Camp.

Why Would Anyone Ever Tell Anything Personal To A Journalist?

I Learned My "facts Of Life" On Toilet Walls. I'd Walk Up In School Bathrooms And There Would Be Crude Drawings And Figures Engaged In Sex. That's How I Learned.

There Seems To Be More Opportunities For Old Guys Like Me To Do A Little Fighting And Running Because The Lead Characters Also Require A Bit Of Depth And Maturity And Gravitas That One Is Likely To Acquire Doing Drama All Those Years.