I'm Too Old To Do Crazy Things

I Love Marijuana - Mary Jane - And You Can Print That! I Smoke It Every Day And It's The Greatest Thing Since Ice Cream And I'm Not Afraid To Say It.

Prison Was A Blessing. Going To Prison Was The Greatest Thing That Happened To Me. It Showed Me That I Wasn't Infallible. It Showed Me That I Was Just Human. It Showed Me That I Can Be Back With My Ghetto Brothers I Grew Up With And Have A Good Time. It Taught Me To Cool Out. It Taught Me Patience. It Taught Me That I Didn't Ever Want To Lose My Freedom. It Taught Me That Drugs Bring On The Devil. It Taught Me To Grow Up.

Funkers Are People Who Dig The Funk; Little Funkers, Big Funkers, Old Funkers, Young Funkers, Foxy Funkers, Mother Funkers, Papa Funkers.

I Wanted My Show To Look Like The Fourth Of July.

When I'm About Rick James, It's All About Get Out There And Kill 'em.