I'm Too Nervous To Eat Before I

With Proper Acting, I Don't Know What I Would Play - I Got Sent A Script For A Play, And It Said In The Notes That My Proposed Character Was 'hideously Fat And Ugly'. That Made My Day. I Mean, I Do Know I Am No Oil Painting.

I Used To Do Bell Ringing In Benenden Church. It Was Really Good Fun, Actually. My Best Friend's Dad Was The Local Vicar, And So It Was Expected As Her Best Friend That I Would Go To Church Every Sunday With Her.

As A Comic And As A Nurse, It's Important To Look Calm On The Surface When You're Absolutely Crapping Yourself Inside. So, If Someone Is Waving A Machete At You, Which Has Happened To Me When I Was A Nurse, It's Important To Make That Person Feel That You're In Control.

People Are So Different In Reality From The Picture Created Of Them On Tv. So It's All A Creation; Everything Is Made Up.

When I Was A Nurse My Favourite Assignment Was The Anorexic Ward. I Sometimes Ate As Many As Seventeen Dinners