I'm Too Excited To Sleep!

There Is No Sunrise So Beautiful That It Is Worth Waking Me Up To See It.

True Love Is Singing Karaoke 'under Pressure' And Letting The Other Person Sing The Freddie Mercury Part.

I Think Women In General Like Men That Don't Give Them The Thing That We Want. We Want A Chase.

Writing, At Its Heart, Is A Solitary Pursuit, Designed To Make People Depressoids, Drug Addicts, Misanthropes, And Antisocial Weirdos.

I Know A Lot Of People Think Of Me And They Like, Oh That Girl Is Really Sexy, That Girl Is Really Put Together, She Would Never Do Something As Unladylike As A Beet Eating Competition.