I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

To Me, My Recipes Are Priceless.

Work Is The Basis Of Living. I'll Never Retire. A Man'll Rust Out Quicker Than He'll Wear Out.

I Was Sixty-six Years Old. I Still Had To Make A Living. I Looked At My Social Security Check Of 105 Dollars And Decided To Use That To Try To Franchise My Chicken Recipe. Folks Had Always Liked My Chicken.

The Easy Way Is Efficacious And Speedy, The Hard Way Arduous And Long. But, As The Clock Ticks, The Easy Way Becomes Harder And The Hard Way Becomes Easier. And As The Calendar Records The Years, It Becomes Increasingly Evident That The Easy Way Rests Hazardously Upon Shifting Sands, Whereas The Hard Way Builds Solidly A Foundation Of Confidence That Cannot Be Swept Away.

A Lot Of Learned Men Think People Really Are The Food Theyve Eaten.