I'm Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

People Are Just Like Farm Equipment. They Rust Out Quicker Than They Wear Out.

I Was Sixty-six Years Old. I Still Had To Make A Living. I Looked At My Social Security Check Of 105 Dollars And Decided To Use That To Try To Franchise My Chicken Recipe. Folks Had Always Liked My Chicken.

There's No Reason To Be The Richest Man In The Cemetery. You Can't Do Any Business From There.

The Easy Way Is Efficacious And Speedy, The Hard Way Arduous And Long. But, As The Clock Ticks, The Easy Way Becomes Harder And The Hard Way Becomes Easier. And As The Calendar Records The Years, It Becomes Increasingly Evident That The Easy Way Rests Hazardously Upon Shifting Sands, Whereas The Hard Way Builds Solidly A Foundation Of Confidence That Cannot Be Swept Away.

I've Read Hundreds Of Cookbooks. For My Money, They Are The Bird.