I'm Tired Of Giving My Best And

Oakmont, You've Got To Be Playing Slope.

If You Want To Hit It Farther, Hit It Better.

Tee Your Ball High...air Offers Less Resistance Than Dirt.

I Played In A Basketball League Until I Was 40 Years Old. I Played Every Monday Night And The Guys Would Say, "you Take Him Out, And You'll See Us Afterwards."

If You'd Asked Me At 30 Where I'd Be During The Masters When I Was 46, I'd Have Pictured Myself On A Boat Fishing, Smoking A Cigar, Drinking A Mint Julep And Watching It On Television.