I'm Tired Of Being A Nice Guy,

I Don't Understand How People Can Stand Next To You One Year,and Next Year, They Cannot. They're Going Crazy, Screaming. They Can't Take It That You're There. But Last Year I Was In The Same Club,walking Around,lonely Like A Motherfucker. Couldn't Get A Date Or A Dance. I Was Too Skinny, Too Something, And Now, "he's Just Adorable. He's Just, Oh!

And Even Though I Act Crazy I Gotta Thank The Lord That You Made Meh.

Ain't A Woman Alive That Could Take My Mama's Place

Dying On The Inside, But Outside You're Looking Fearless

Ever Since I Was An Itty Bitty Kitty, Been Drinking Liquor Out Of Mama's Titty.