I'm The Youngest Of Seven Kids.

I Don't Know Where The Loyalty Lies In Baseball. You Really Don't Have To Protect Each Other Much, Unless There's Like A Bench-clearing Brawl. In Hockey, It's Important That They Look Out For Each Other.

When I Was In High School I Was A Super Serious Athlete. I Wasn't Fun At All.

I'm Never Afraid To Try Something If I Think It's Funny. And I Know I'll Regret It If I Don't.

As I've Gotten Older, I've Become Attracted To Things That Have Substance.

The Surprising Thing Is That I Was Not Funny In High School. I Was Always Jealous Of The Funny Kids Because They Always Got The Girls. I Couldn't Tell A Joke To Save My Life.