I'm The Queen Of The Nerds.

There's A Side To This Industry That Nurtures Divas Who Can't Write. It's A Big Business.

Healing For Me Is Being Able To Sit Next To The Butcher And Say 'yes, I’m Sitting Next To The Butcher Now,' Instead Of Saying 'there Is No Butcher'.

I Can't Have Discussions About It Anymore, I Just Can't. When Someone Asks Me If I've Found Jesus, I Say, 'yeah, I Saw Him At A Nirvana Concert A Couple Of Years Ago.' It's Like, Jesus Has Got Things To Do, He's Got A Ten O'clock. He's Not Going To Fix Things For Me, I Have To Fix Things For Myself, So I Try And Have A Sense Of Humor About It And Nobody Finds My Humor Very Amusing. We've Just Got To Lighten Up On The Savior Bit, Folks. You Know, Get Off The Cross, We Need The Wood.

Right Now, Half The World Is Depressed And They Need To Be Entertained.

I'm Obsessed With Crocodiles And Getting Eaten By One. When I Hear That Someone's Been Eaten By A Crocodile Or Shark, I Just Get All Gooey. I Start Salivating.