I'm The Happiest Grandfather In The World,

Someone Said To Me The Other Day: "well, You're Eventually Going To Live Until 110." And I Said: "well, Who's Going To Keep Me? What Age Do I Retire? 100?" How Are You Going To Live All Those Years And Who Is Going To Keep You Doing It? I Have A Couple Of Grandchildren Now So I'm Banking On Them.

Theater Acting Is An Operation With A Scalpel, Movie Acting Is An Operation With A Laser

I Prefer To Remake Flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Was A Remake Of A Flop, And The Quiet American Is A Remake Of A Flop.

Ive Read An Awful Lot Of Books, Ive Read Alot Of Awful Books

My Circle Of Friends Are Not Actors At All. None Of Them Are Actors, Really, Because They're Are Not Available. They're Always Off Somewhere.