I'm The Guy With The Good Attitude

If You Live In Ohio And You Don't Wear Scarlet And Gray Now, You're An Oddball. And It Used To Be That You Could Go Around Town Even In Columbus And See A Bunch Of People In Michigan Shirts ... And That's Horrible, Isn't It?.

The Thing That Really Surprised Me About Strip Malls In California, Specifically Los Angeles, Is That They Have Some Really Fantastic Restaurants.

Stand-up Comedy And Poverty. Those Were My Two Main Endeavors.

Well, I've Lost My Wife. I've Lost My Job. I've Lost 20 Minutes Of My Life! Damn The Decaf.

I Still Do Miss The Freedom To Play Any Kind Of Character I Wanted To Play.