I'm Surprised There Aren't More Celebrities In

I Am A Death Dealer, Sworn To Destroy Those Known As The Lycans. Our War Has Waged For Centuries, Unseen By Human Eyes.

I'd Like To Have Finally Answered The Anorexic Question So Profoundly And Definitively, That Would Be The End Of It. The Only Reason I Ever Brought It Up In The First Place Is Because When I Was Young, I Read A Lot Of Misinformation About Eating Disorders. But Because I Picked The Wrong Magazine To Tell My Story To, I Wished I'd Never Said Anything. It Was Totally Sensationalized And That's Been A Real Drag. I Felt Terribly Violated.

When I Was Pregnant, Everyone Told Me You're Going To Be One Of Those Women With A Little Football In Front. And Then This...thing, This Scooby-doo Monster Belly Arrived. I Gained 65 Pounds. Every Single Part Of My Body Was Thicker - Even My Scalp! But That's The Advantage Of Being Young - It Went Right Back.

If I Had A Child Actor, I Would Wish For It To Be In An Adam Sandler Movie, Because He Just Comes In And Makes Them So Comfortable And Is So Brilliant With Them And They All Go Home And They That They've Got This Special Relationship.

Apparently, I'm Very Good At Firing A Gun Without Blinking, Which Is Unusual. That's Why So Many Action Characters Have To Wear Sunglasses During Shoot-out Scenes. That's My Party Trick.