I'm Sure Wine Snobs Look At Me

Putting Your Name On Something And Having No Idea How It Came About If Someone Else Did All The Work - That's Not Me.

You Have To Fight Unhappiness Like A Dragon With Fire And Breathe.

The Thing That Has Been Weighing On My Mind This Week Is That I Wanted To Go And Save All The Little Live Lobsters In Restaurants And Throw Them Back In The Ocean. Imagine Me Being Arrested For That.

I'm Sure Wine Snobs Look At Me And Think, How Dare You.

I Still, At Hotel Rooms, I Do This One Sort Of Not-so-cool Thing: Continually Shoving My Room Service Tray In Front Of Someone Else's Door. Because I Don't Want The Remnants. I Don't Want To Be Caught, Like, Being Like The Pig That I Was At Two In The Morning.