I'm Such A Blonde. It Just Doesn't

I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart.

A Teacher Asked Us If Anybody Knew The Names Of The Continents. I Was Sooo Excited. I Was Like, Damn It! It's My First Day Of 7th Grade, I'm In Junior High And I Know This Answer. So I Raised My Hand, I Was The First One, And I Said A-e-i-o-u!

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

I Don`t Want People Walking Out Of A Movie Thinking I Was Trying To Act Or Be Some Movie Star. I Want Them To Think, `that Might Make Me Like Jessica A Little Bit More.`

It's Not Fair That Women Look In The Mirror And Feel Disgust Because Of What Society Has Made Them Believe.