I'm Still Not Sure I Didn't Die

These Are Really Terribly Rough Times, And We Really Should Try To Be As Nice To Each Other As Possible.

I Don't Like Nostalgia Unless It's Mine.

Herpes, Aids, The Middle East At Full Throttle. Better Check That Sausage Before You Put It In The Waffle.

She Never Ever Lost Her Head Even When She Was Giving Head.

The Gay People Know Where I'm At. Straight People May Not Know Where I'm At, But They Find It Kind Of Interesting When They Show Up And See What Is Sitting Around Them.