I'm Starting To Judge Success By The

They Had A Hard Time Miking Me In My Loin Cloth, I Mean, Where Were They Gonna Tape It?

I Always Approach Comedy Roles Pretending They Aren't Funny.

I Wish I Could Go Home. I've Been On The Road Since May. I Wonder If My Dogs Still Remember Me

I Suppose If It Has A Practical Purpose, I Appreciate A Pat On The Back. I Suppose It's Rewarding, Ultimately.

I Haven't Been One Since I Did A Film Called (coughs) Encino Man (laughing). After Two Or Three Runs With Pauly Shore, I Had Enough. Watching This Film In 3d As Far As Rollercoasters Go Really Fills It For Me.