I'm Standing Naked Before You. Don't You

And My Saab Is So Great I'm Gonna Marry It.

Many People Lock A Part Of Themselves Away. It's A Bit Sacred.

For The Most Part, Pianos Are Female To Me. Sometimes They're Dykes, And They're Always Good Fun.

This Whole Christian Theology Thing Is That God Came Down To Experience Life Through His Son. Well, How's He Experiencing Life If He Doesn't Get Laid? Give Me A Break. And Why Would He Not Get Laid, As He Created The Apparatus In The First Place?

You Don't Have To Justify Everything. Being Pissed Off Is Just Absolutely Okay.