I'm Spiritual But I Don't Practice Any

I'm A Promoter Of Masturbation. Don't Sleep Around...learn Yourself First! Guys Do It, But Girls Don't. They Should.

New York's Home. It's Everything I'd Want It To Be. It's The Most Inspiring City I've Ever Been To, And I Haven't Been Everywhere In The World, But I've Been To Quite A Few Places.

My Legs Are Really Long And That's Cool Apparently, But I'm Totally Klutzy. I Mean, I'm Like Bambi. I Fall All Over Myself Because I Can't Control My Arms And My Really Long Legs.

Touring Definitely Makes You Appreciate Home More, So When I Can Be Home, I Like To Stay Home.

I Hold The Record For Signing The Most Boobs In My Band.