I'm Sorry If Any Of You Are

Nicotine Patches Are Great. Stick One Over Each Eye And You Can't Find Your Fags.

I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five Minutes Without Praying For Nuclear Holocaust.

I Believe That There Is An Equality To All Humanity. We All Suck.

The Puppet On The Right Shares My Beliefs, The Puppet On The Left Is More To My Liking. Hey...there's One Guy Holding Up Both!

That's Why I Always Recommend A Psychedelic Experience Because It Makes You Realize That All You've Learned Is In Fact Just Learned And Not Necessarily The Truth.