I'm Sorry If Any Of You Are

Keith Richards Outlived Jim Fixx, The Runner And Health-nut Dude. The Plot Thickens.

Childbirth Is No More A Miracle Then Eating Food And A Turd Coming Out Of Your Ass.

And On The Seventh Day, God Stepped Back And Said And Said, "this Is My Creation, Perfect In Every Way... Oh, Dammit I Left All This Pot All Over The Place. Now They'll Think I Want Them To Smoke It... Now I Have To Create Republicans."

I Loved When Bush Came Out And Said, 'we Are Losing The War Against Drugs.' You Know What That Implies? There's A War Being Fought, And The People On Drugs Are Winning It.

There Is A 3rd Point Of View On The Gun Control Issue - Those Who I Refer To As The Victims - But They Remain Strangely Silent.