I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This

A Critic Never Fights The Battle; They Just Go Around Shooting The Wounded.

I'm Sorry I Didn't Wear Paint This Morning. I Tend Not To Wear It Unless I'm Getting Highly Paid.

Both My Parents Were Actors. I Was Schooled To Think That Acting Was An Important Social Service, That It Was Something That Human Beings Need.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.

A Critic Is Someone Who Never Actually Goes To The Battle, Yet Who Afterwards Comes Out Shooting The Wounded.