I'm Sorry I Can't Get Into Scooby

I Think I'm Optimistic, Yeah, Especially In Real Life, But I Think It's Funny To Be Pessimistic.

I Don't Return Anybody's Calls Unless It's Going To Mean Extra Money For Me. And I've Completely Cut Off All Relationships With Any Friends That I Had Before The Show. And I've Copped An Attitude.

You Look At Material A Different Way When Your Ass Is On The Line Financially For It. You Want To Know Where The Big Laughs Are, And How We're Going To Sell This.

Who Is Mike Judge? Let Me Think. The Only Way I Could Possibly Answer That Question Would Be In A Nonverbal Fashion. I Think I Could Do An Interpretive Dance That Would Answer That Question For You.

You Ought To Try Being Cruel To Some People.