I'm So Loud, As If I Know

There's A Lot Of Stuff That Happened To Me When I Was Kinda Young. Like When I Was Just 12, Or 13 Or So. It Might Really Shock Some People. It's An Interesting Part Of My Life, I Hope It's In The Book, I Didn't Check Whether They Put It In Or Not.

To Think Someone Can Go Out And Sell Something About You Is Really Disgusting. I'm Much More Careful Now.

I Think I Must Have A Super-fast Metabolism.

I Get Really Saucy After A Few Drinks. Sexy Rude, Not Obnoxious Rude.

I Have Loads Of Underwear, But Only Wear The Bras Because I Never Wear Knickers.