I'm Sick Of Being Known As The

I Just Wanna See A Ufo, Really

I Used To Get So Jealous If My Wife Liked Another Band More Than My Own. Come To Think Of It, I Still Do.

I Might Be A Dork, But I Don't Want To Be A Jerk.

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.

I'm Not Gay, A Lotta People Think I'm Gay. I Have A Girlfriend. She Thinks I'm Gay.