I'm Really Tired Of Virtue.

Government Conspiracy? They Can't Even Deliver Our Mail And It's Got Our Address On It And Everything!

There Aren't Many Political Humorists. Dave Barry Is Excellent, But He Doesn't Do It Much.

Wearing A Hat Implies That You Are Bald If You Are A Man And That Your Hair Is Dirty If You Are A Woman.

I'm A Rather Decisive Type.

A U.s. Dollar Is An Iou From The Federal Reserve Bank. It's A Promissory Note That Doesn't Actually Promise Anything. It's Not Backed By Gold Or Silver.