I'm Really Tired Of Virtue.

Coffee And Cigarettes Are Much Better If You Want An Instant Breakfast.

Term Limits Aren't Enough. We Need Jail.

A Pleasant Natural Environment Is A Good - A Luxury Good, Philosophical Good, A Moral Goody-good, A Good Time For All. Whatever, We Want It. If We Want Something, We Should Pay For It, With Our Labor Or Our Cash. We Shouldn't Beg It, Steal It, Sit Around Wishing For It, Or Euchre The Government Into Taking It By Force.

Lampoon Was A Very Collegial Operation, Though "collegial" Usually Means "friendly" And It Wasn't That Friendly. But We Were Tight, Like A Family.

Government Conspiracy? They Can't Even Deliver Our Mail And It's Got Our Address On It And Everything!