I'm Really Encouraged By Pope Francis, Because

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

If The Person Who Can Effectively Sanction Ill-conceived Wars Can Play The Electric Guitar, Which Is A Symbol Of Rebellion, Then That Whole Worldview Becomes Confused.

I Don't Like Comedy That I Think Is Bad Comedy, Where People Are Trying To Be Sick For The Sake Of It, Where There's No Intellectual Point Behind It. I Like Stuff That's Got An Underlying Point Of View.

If You Are A Great Dramatic Actor Then You Often Don't Know If People Are Enjoying Your Stuff At All Because They Are Sitting There In Silence. But With Comedy It's A Simple Premise. If It's Funny, People Laugh. If It's Not, They Don't.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.