I'm Really Bad With Jokes. I Would

Schizophrenic Is The Best Word - I Change From Day To Day. I Can Be Quite Confusing. Indecisive, Workaholic, And Tired Today.

If I Was A Girl I'd Still Swing Both Ways Anyway.

I Don't Seem To Meet Very Many Men I Find Attractive. And Usually When I Meet Them And Develop Crushes On Them They Are Usually Straight. So I End Up Having More Relationships With Women.

Well, The Real Sex Organ Is Between The Ears, Not Between The Legs

As Musicians It's Often Difficult. You Go To A Dinner Party And Most People Treat You Like Some Kind Of Exotic Animal And In A Way Like You Don't Have Any Problems And That It's All Fantastic And Glamorous And That You Wake Up In The Morning, You Kick The Groupies Out Of Bed, You Roll Onto The Floor Onto A Needle, Right, Which Fills You With A Lovely Substance, You Roll Into The Gutter And You Stare At The Moon And Out Comes Beautiful Poetry. The Fact Of The Matter Is That That's Nonsense. It's A Lot Of Hard Work.