I'm Pretty Confusing. But I Do Have

I Take The Sexy Girl Parts And Try To Give Them Something Else And Make Them A Character.

I Was A Lifeguard. It Was My Summer Job Growing Up, And I Never Saved Anyone. I Never Had To, Thank Goodness.

I Do Not Hope Somebody Breaks In. However, If They Did, I Pity Them. I Pity The Fool That Breaks Into My House.

I Say I'm A Rebel. I'm Continually Fighting Against [sexism]. I Don't Take Parts Because They're For The Sexy Girl. I Take The Sexy Girl Parts And Try To Give Them Something Else And Make Them A Character.

I'm Strong. I'm Smart. I'm Not A Victim,' To My Detriment.