I'm On Every Worst-dressed List Imaginable.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.

I'm Not An Artist. I Tell Inappropriate Stories And Jokes And I Try To Make People Laugh.

I'm Saying That She (whitney Houston) Looks Great For A Singer... The Way Courtney Love Is A Singer.

I'm Basically Always On Tour.