I'm On A Diet. It's Very Strict:

Here Is My Prescription To Heal All Wounds. Watch The Film Funny Girl At Least Five Times, Eat At Least 45 Chocolate Bars, And Hang Out With All Those Friends You Blew Off To Hang Out With Your Ex. I Truly Believe That, Through A Combination Of Nutella, Old Pals And Barbra Streisand, We Can Achieve Happiness And, Very Probably, World Peace.

I'm Shameless, And I Love A Pun. There's A Lot Of Beth Puns.

There Is No Rule In The Pink-triangle Guide To Coming Out That You Must Wear A Rainbow Flag Cap And Organise A Full Band Parade.

I Don't Feel Famous And I Didn't Want My Autobiography To Be Like A Paris Hilton Story.

You Don't Pigeonhole Yourself, People Pigeonhole You. If The World Is Not At A Place Yet Where It Can Just Be Like, "this Music Is Gay And It's Music," Then It's Not My Fault That It Gets Pigeonholed, It's Not The People In The Band's Fault, It's Because People Won't Just Let Music Be Music, People Who Need To Put A Name On Something Or To Critique Something.