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It's Better To Spend Money Like There's No Tomorrow Than To Spend Tonight Like There's No Money.

People Are All Exactly Alike. There's No Such Thing As A Race And Barely Such A Thing As An Ethnic Group. If We Were Dogs, We'd Be The Same Breed. George Bush And An Australian Aborigine Have Fewer Differences Than A Lhasa Apso And A Toy Fox Terrier. A Japanese Raised In Riyadh Would Be An Arab. A Zulu Raised In New Rochelle Would Be An Orthodontist. People Are All The Same, Though Their Circumstances Differ Terribly.

I'm 61 Years Old. I'm Not That Fearful Of The Future, Period. I'm Not Going To See That Much Of It.

Coffee And Cigarettes Are Much Better If You Want An Instant Breakfast.

A Little Government And A Little Luck Are Necessary In Life, But Only A Fool Trusts Either Of Them.