I'm Old Enough To Make You Look

My Mission Is To Kill The Bad Guy, Save The World, And Hopefully End Up With The Girl. (steele)

I Need Some Starbucks. What About You? (cassandra) Always Game For Java. Give Me Ground-up Beans Or Give Me Death. (katra)

But Don’t Ever Let Yourself Forget That The Person You Care About Fills An Emptiness No One Else Ever Has And That While Life With Them Can Seriously Suck At Times, Those Moments When It Doesn’t Are Worth All The Aggravation Of Falling Into The Toilet And Getting Soaked When You’re Half Asleep.

I Scoured Myself With Lye Soap From Head To Toe To Get The Evil Funk Of Demon Snot Off Me. I Have Flossed Things The Gods Never Meant To Be Flossed And Used Things That Would Be Toxic To Most Living Organisms. All To Sanitize My Body For Your Chewing Pleasure.

I Feel I Should Warn You, I’m In A Really Bad Mood. (syn) You’ll Be In A Worse Mood When We Haul You In Dead! (a Partini) ‘syn Grimaced In Pain At A Comment So Stupid It Didn’t Even Rate A Snotty Comeback.’ (syn)